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JUN
22
COMEDY
Lucy Porter
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Lucy Porter

Lucy Porter's brand new show is based around a fascinating true story with a stunning twist in the tale. Along the way, thirty-something mum of 'Irish twins' (not Jedward thankfully) brings us her hilarious stand up observations.

She tackles the big subjects; happiness, home shopping, friendship and the psychological impact of daytime TV's Dom Littlewood. It's a feel-good night of comedy that will appeal to audiences of all ages.

Lucy continues to appear regularly on BBC Radio 4 on The Unbelievable Truth and Life: The Idiot's Guide and has co-presented the magazine show What's So Funny on BBC Radio 4 extra.

'Clever, chatty and charming' -Three Weeks

'Fizzing with inventive one liners and bitchy asides...a treat from start to finish' - The Herald



Sat 22nd Jun 2013, 8.00pm, £15
JUN
29
COMEDY
Comedy in the MET June
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Comedy in the MET June

Bringing you the very best in live comedy from around the country, The MET Studio has line ups to rival the biggest comedy clubs in the UK. 

Offering a combination of big names such as Greg Davies, Jon Richardson and up and coming stars such as Patrick Monahan and Paul Chowdhry, The MET Studio has become a regular stop off for those travelling to and from the Edinburgh fringe or preparing for their slot on Russell Howard’s Good News Show.  

The line up for each performance will be announced the week of the show. Audiences will receive an email, the line up will be placed on the website and can be obtained by calling the Box Office. The comedy in the MET nights are regular sell outs so make sure you book early to avoid disappointment!

Previous Comedians to play at The MET:

v      Jon Richardson

v      Greg Davies

v      Patrick Monahan

v      Dave Twentyman

v      Seann Walsh

v      Richard Morton

v      Gary Delaney

v      Miles Jupp

v      Kevin Precious

v      Paul Chowdhry

v      Roisin Conaty

v      Justin Moorhouse



Sat 29th Jun 2013, 8.00pm, £10
JUL
06
MUSIC
The Karla Milton Collective
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The Karla Milton Collective

Karla Milton is a musical tour-de-force with unmistakeable star quality and talent. Fusing natural charm and charisma with dynamic stage presence and stunning vocals, Karla has captivated and delighted audiences across the UK and Europe with her soulful, funky, cool and sophisticated blend of Acid Jazz and 60's groove.



Sat 6th Jul 2013, 8.00pm, £10
JUL
12
MUSIC
Dan Walsh
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Dan Walsh

Described as 'the real deal' -(Uncut), and off the back of another critically acclaimed album as well as tours with Seth Lakeman and The Levellers, Stafford's own Dan Walsh returns to the Gatehouse backed by a band of outstanding and award winning musicians. They perform the ciritically acclaimed 'Same But Different' album which was described by Froots as 'eclectically inspired and consistently brilliant' and 'wonderful and breathtaking' by Acoustic.

The band includes the Shee's Rachel Newton, American fiddler Christi Andropolis and drummer Adam Sinclair who has worked with the Unthanks and the New York Dolls.

Dan will be supported by Sunjay Brayne, nominee for the prestigious BBC Radio 2 Young Folk Award 2012. Aged just 18, his guitar playing has been hailed as "superb, brilliant, experienced, intricate and fautless"

 

 



Fri 12th Jul 2013, 8.00pm, £15
JUL
20
COMEDY
Comedy in The MET July
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Comedy in The MET July

Bringing you the very best in live comedy from around the country, The MET Studio has line ups to rival the biggest comedy clubs in the UK. 

Offering a combination of big names such as Greg Davies, Jon Richardson and up and coming stars such as Patrick Monahan and Paul Chowdhry, The MET Studio has become a regular stop off for those travelling to and from the Edinburgh fringe or preparing for their slot on Russell Howard’s Good News Show.  

The line up for each performance will be announced the week of the show. Audiences will receive an email, the line up will be placed on the website and can be obtained by calling the Box Office. The comedy in the MET nights are regular sell outs so make sure you book early to avoid disappointment!

Previous Comedians to play at The MET:

v      Jon Richardson

v      Greg Davies

v      Patrick Monahan

v      Dave Twentyman

v      Seann Walsh

v      Richard Morton

v      Gary Delaney

v      Miles Jupp

v      Kevin Precious

v      Paul Chowdhry

v      Roisin Conaty

v      Justin Moorhouse



Sat 20th Jul 2013, 8.00pm, £10
SEP
14
OTHER
Tres Tres Cabaret
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Tres Tres Cabaret

Stafford’s very own burlesque and cabaret night is primed and ready to set hearts aflutter and pulses racing! 

Très Très Cabaret promises to bring you the most extravagant variety show to the secluded intimacy of The Met Studio.  Featuring the hottest performers from the international cabaret scene to surprise and delight you...

Dress to impress and join us for an evening of glitz, glamour and so much more.  With a stellar line-up of acts soon to be announced, get your tickets now for the show that is set to be the talk of the town.

Très Très Cabaret

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Sat 14th Sep 2013, 8.00pm, £15 no concessions
SEP
19
COMEDY
Marcel Lucont - Gallic Symbol
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Marcel Lucont - Gallic Symbol

Witty, acerbic, magniloquent Frenchman seeks willing, intelligent audience for fun, adventure, maybe something more. Must have own underwear, socks and breath but be prepared to have these charmed off, laughed off and taken away respectively. 

Winner of the Amused Moose Laughter Award 2012 and Perth Fringeworld Best Comedy Show as seen on Russell Howard's Good News (BBC3), Live at The Electric (BBC3) and Set List (Sky Atlantic).

14 years + age restriction

‘Fresh, accessible and hilarious’ - The Guardian

'Tres Bon Marcel. Encore!' - The Scotsman

‘A pitch-perfect performance… Hilarious’ - Time Out



Thu 19th Sep 2013, 8.00pm, £13 / £11 concessions 14 years + age restriction
SEP
21
COMEDY
Comedy in The MET September
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Comedy in The MET September

Bringing you the very best in live comedy from around the country, The MET Studio has line ups to rival the biggest comedy clubs in the UK. 

Offering a combination of big names such as Greg Davies, Jon Richardson and up and coming stars such as Patrick Monahan and Paul Chowdhry, The MET Studio has become a regular stop off for those travelling to and from the Edinburgh fringe or preparing for their slot on Russell Howard’s Good News Show.  

The line up for each performance will be announced the week of the show. Audiences will receive an email, the line up will be placed on the website and can be obtained by calling the Box Office. The comedy in the MET nights are regular sell outs so make sure you book early to avoid disappointment!

Previous Comedians to play at The MET:

v      Jon Richardson

v      Greg Davies

v      Patrick Monahan

v      Dave Twentyman

v      Seann Walsh

v      Richard Morton

v      Gary Delaney

v      Miles Jupp

v      Kevin Precious

v      Paul Chowdhry

v      Roisin Conaty

v      Justin Moorhouse

 



Sat 21st Sep 2013, 8.00pm, £10 no concessions.
SEP
28
OTHER
Andrew Dee
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Andrew Dee

A well-travelled former military officer who served his country for 23 years; Andrew will astound you with his accuracy when he connects you with your family and friends to bring you messages of love and upliftment. Originally from Liverpool, his sense of humour is evident throughout and his sincerity will leave you feeling that you have truly been touched by spirit. Andrew's true passion is his demonstration work - why not come along, join in and be part of that voyage of discovery into the world of spirit. You will not be disappointed.

*Andrew Dee is investigational/experimental. There are no guaranteed or certain results and the show is for the purpose of entertainment*

 Suitable for 16+



Sat 28th Sep 2013, 8.00pm, £14 / £12 concession
OCT
02
MUSIC
Kieran Goss
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Kieran Goss

Long hailed as one of Ireland's leading songwriters and performers, Kieran Goss’s music has won him fans across the globe, but if his songs have brought him stardom, it's Kieran's live shows which have made him a legend in his homeland, selling out venues for over 20 years, including a series of huge shows at Belfast's Opera House where he was supported by the likes of Tom Paxton and Eddi Reader.

One of the biggest selling artists in Ireland, his album Worse than Pride achieved double platinum status in under nine months and produced a string of hit singles. Drawing comparisons with the likes of Crowded House's Neil Finn and fellow countryman Brian Kennedy, Kieran's honest, heartfelt songwriting has a timeless quality, while his extraordinary ability to reach out and connect with an audience has taken his star to another level.

Described as 'probably the finest entertainer in the land' (The Irish News), it is guaranteed to be an unmissable night of sheer talent.



Wed 2nd Oct 2013, 7.30pm, £14 adult, £11 concessions
OCT
04
MUSIC
Arthur Doherty Band
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Arthur Doherty Band

The Arthur Doherty Band are back after four sell out concerts in the MET to bring you their unique mix of traditional and contemporary Irish songs interspersed with some jokes and friendly banter.

Arthur’s singing is backed by Roger Titley (vocals, keyboards), Dave Clark (vocals, guitar) and Martin Thompson (fiddle, button accordion, banjo & whistles). There will be some lively chorus songs, nostalgic ballads and plenty of audience participation.



Fri 4th Oct 2013, 7.30pm, £8.50 / £7 concessions
OCT
10
COMEDY
Roisin Conaty
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Roisin Conaty

Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner and star of BBC Three’s Impractical Jokers brings her critically acclaimed show ‘Life Hunter’ to venues nationwide. As seen on Have I Got News For You (BBC1), Russell Howard’s Good News (BBC Three), Victoria Wood’s Angina Monologues (Sky One), Dave’s One Night Stand (Dave).

Everyone in life is looking for something; to belong, to love, to forget, and also keys. People spend a lot of time looking for their keys. Poxy things.

‘Her most accomplished show to date.’ - Julian Hall, Fest

‘A fast-paced, refreshing and exciting talent with an engaging and original world view.’ - Sunday Times

‘Roisin’s brilliant brand of funny is upbeat and boisterous…a must-see.’ - Easy Living

‘Savvy and sassy, Conaty is certainly one to watch.’ - Independent

‘A seriously talented rising star.’ - Time Out

 



Thu 10th Oct 2013, 8.00pm, £12 no concessions
OCT
11
COMEDY
Rob Beckett
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Rob Beckett

Multi-award winning comedian and rising star Rob Beckett presents his debut stand-up solo show. He’s from South East London, was in Fresh Meat (C4), has appeared on 8 out of 10 Cats (C4) and has recently trekked into the Jungle on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now as a host.  He also has nice teeth.

 Comedy is Rob’s job and shows are technically business trips, but he enjoys it far too much to call it work: he’s on holiday. In this highly anticipated show Rob explores expectations, family and Jeremy Beadle.

 'A revelation' **** - The Scotsman

'Whip-sharp writing'  - Chortle

'Confidence of a veteran' – The Times

 Best Newcomer nominee  - Adelaide Fringe 2011

Amused Moose Laugh Off 2010 - Winner

Russell Kane tour support.

 www.robbeckettcomedy.com

 

 



Fri 11th Oct 2013, 8.00pm, £10
OCT
18
PLAYS
An Audience With Doreen
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An Audience With Doreen

Doreen, and her infamous daughters Trojan and Tangerine, became an internet sensation when "Doreen's Story" went viral on YouTube, topping one million hits virtually overnight. Now, David Tristram, creator of the original video and one of the country's most popular comedy playwrights, has created a stage version.

It's a riotous concoction of affectionate Black Country humour and biting social satire, which brings the self-confessed "lazy cow" up close and personal. Living off a complex package of benefits topped up with a little shoplifting, Britain's most famous lady of leisure introduces us to her family, friends and neighbours, and we hear the views of those that try to shape her life - a colourful collection of Job Centre Managers, Employers, Government Ministers, Teachers, Diversity Officers, Lawyers - all brought to life by a superb supporting cast.

It's an audience with Doreen. And the least you can do is support her from your taxed income.

Contains occasional bad language. Not suitable for young children.



Fri 18th Oct 2013, 8.00pm, £12, £10 concessions 16+ age concession, contains occasional bad language
OCT
25
MUSIC
Trio Valore
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Trio Valore

Steve White, Damon Minchell and Justin Shearn are the soul-mod-jazz super group!

Steve White joined The Style Council at the age of 17, and is considered by many to be the UK's finest drummer of his generation, playing on 15 albums with the legendary Paul Weller. As a solo artist Steve has released 4 albums. As a sideman, he's been one of the founders of the Acid Jazz movement with Galliano and he played with The Young Desciples, JTQ and Working Week, The Players, through to New Orleans legend Dr John and the late great Ian Dury. Steve is also recognised as the youngest musician to perform at Live Aid in Wembley in 1985.

Damon Minchella formed Brit Pop heroes Ocean Colour Scene, going on to sell over 3 million albums before leaving to 2004. He has also been the first call bassist for Paul Weller for over 12 years. He has performed with a whole host of other artists, including The Players, The Who, Dr John, Jimmy Page, Paul McCartney, Amy Winehouse and Carleen Anderson.

Justin Shearn recently joined the band after playing out with Sam Gray and Beggar Joe. A keyboard player of the finest order, Justin fits the slot perfectly.

Trio Valore sing a simple song, they preach a sermon of groove and carry the torch of a great legacy forward, aiming their music at the heart and the feet; a dance band in the old school style. The band released their first autonomous album "Return Of The Iron Monkey" in 2008 and have already experienced a mass of media interest and a heavyweight fan base thanks to the pedigree of the musicians involved.



Fri 25th Oct 2013, 8.00pm, £12.50 no concessions
NOV
02
OTHER
Morgan and West
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Morgan and West

Great Scott! Victorian magicians Morgan and West bring a magical extravaganza to a millennium near you! No future is left unseen and no timeline left unaltered as this pair of temporal tricksters bring a show brimming over with baffling magic, unparalleled precognitive powers and a totally genuine ability to travel through time!

'Your spirits will be raised immeasurably by this delightful, family-friendly show. Simply spiffing!’ - Three Weeks

'They are 100% genuine about their mental magic gift' The List

'I can’t recall the last time my awe was so thoroughly struck' -The Scotsman

 



Sat 2nd Nov 2013, 8.00pm, £13 / £11 concessions For family tickets please contact the Box Office on 01785 254653
NOV
15
MUSIC
The Roving Crows
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The Roving Crows

The Roving Crows are a multi award winning original folk-fusion outfit. Formed in early 2009 The Crows inexhaustible energy and unrivalled ability to connect deeply with the audience gives them real stand-alone status. The Crows fuse folk, ska, reggae and klezmer in a unique and energetic performance. 

Top Celtic Rock Band and Top Fiddle Player at The Irish Music Awards 2012.

'Really individual Celtic folk rock group”' - Mike Harding, BBC

'Songs you can sing along to, with tunes you can dance to - a winning combination' - Shelley Rainey, Bright Young Folk



Fri 15th Nov 2013, 8.00pm, £10
FEB
15
COMEDY
Alex Horne: Lies
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Alex Horne: Lies

The 30 year old multi-Bafta award-winning stand up and platinum-selling R&B artist Alex Horne is back with an hour of observations, impressions and lies.

Best known for mindblowing Powerpoint or live music, this show has neither; just Alex, a panda, some jokes and some lies. Although one of those may also be a lie. Or a joke. Either way, it’ll be funny. Honest. 

'A beguiling blend of the smart and the stupid. . . a real delight' - The Sunday Times

 



Sat 15th Feb 2014, 8.00pm, £12
MAR
07
COMEDY
Andrew Lawrence: There Is No Escape
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Andrew Lawrence: There Is No Escape

As seen on BBC1's Live At The Apollo, star of his own BBC Radio 4 series How Did We End Up Like This? Andrew Lawrence presents his latest stand-up show of all new material.

'Few people have caught the irritated, misanthropic mood of the moment better than this supreme misfit; the only wonder is that it's taking Lawrence so long to become a national institution' - The Telegraph

www.andrewlawrencecomedy.co.uk

www.twitter.com/andrewlawrence

Please note this show is only suitable for ages 14+



Fri 7th Mar 2014, 8.00pm, £15 / £13 concessions
MAR
08
COMEDY
Carl Donnelly
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Carl Donnelly

Now That's What I Carl Donnelly! Volume V

Join Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee Carl Donnelly (as seen on Mock The Week, Russell Howard's Good News, Dave's One Night Stand) for a brand show full of hilarious anecdotes and observations on the state of the world and his plans on how we should be dealing with it. No gimmicks, just an hour of "Gripping, unmissable stand-up" (The Guardian) from “ A master storyteller” (Time Out) Come on down!

'Impossibly effortless' - Fest

'This degree of innate comic talent is a rare and beautiful thing. Not to be missed' - Broadway Baby



Sat 8th Mar 2014, 8.00pm, £12
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